certified skeleton fucker

nerrrdgasm:

ohprime:

hahaha the look on his face XD

Castles don’t have phones, asshole!

nerrrdgasm:

ohprime:

hahaha the look on his face XD

Castles don’t have phones, asshole!

dohegotthebunty:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

wizardstan:

thirstywhiplash:

andrewcentrism:

nikkidoughnuts:

88floors:

The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems

Putting this on the Xmas list!

MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

 

DO NOT PRINT A DILDO!

Even the best 3D printers have tiny gaps for bacteria at least, and can cause tiny cuts at worst.

Print a dildo mould and fill it with latex.

Unless you’re printing tiny dildos to put in a bag so when someone is a jerk you can throw tiny dicks at them and tell them to “go eat a dick”.  Then by all means, print tiny dicks.

Wizardstan dropping some knowledge

or fill it with silicone, a LOT of people are allergic to latex and tbh i’ve never heard of a dildo being made of it

and the word that you’re looking for is “porous”

rufftoon:

sircuddlebuns:

Skip the Use - Nameless World

I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS! THE SONG AND THE ANIMATION ARE SO GOOD I AM HAVING AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE PLEASE WATCH THIS YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY

Reblogging, because this is a better quality version than the last link I had.

Once again, music video set into the world of Zombillenium, by Arthur De Pins. The book should be turned into an animated feature film.

(via bob-chan)

wintersoldierofourdiscontent:

lmao i can’t stop giggling over poor bucky trying to figure out the dc metro

"what the hell is rush plus"

"what kind of crazy-ass system is this who the fuck charges a different amount for a subway ride based on which stations you’re going to"

"what’s with all these escalators being broken do they not have people to fix them or something"

"why does this train station look like a shopping mall"

"how come the board says a train is coming in the next 20 minutes isn’t it a weekday"

"what do you mean the exit fare machine doesn’t take stolen credit cards”

"why do they keep letting people into this station the platforms are completely full someone’s going to fall onto the tracks"

"what do you mean ‘we’ll be moving momentarily’ you said that fifteen minutes ago am i going to be stuck in this tunnel forever"

"how come it just took me half an hour to go from metro center to woodley park i could have walked there faster"

"stand on the RIGHT, assholes"

"uuuuugh why would you bring a triple-wide stroller on this train it’s rush hour for god’s sake"

"new yorkers would never put up with this and i don’t know how i know that but i know that’s true"

"what do you mean weekend track work"

"ugh i broke away from hydra for this?”

(via gaypocalypse)

ally-101:

Ally tip: asking about a trans person’s genitals isn’t just creepy and transphobic, it’s also sexual harassment 

(via primalooze)