what's your number one beauty tip?
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mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

Be super sweet to people that work in service industry

rogervonbiersborn:

you make my black heart sweat

rogervonbiersborn:

you make my black heart sweat

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

ever notices how there is a huge lack of talk about mental illness in consent discussions. 

pheberoni:

Shepard & the media is so crazy 2 think about 

pheberoni:

Shepard & the media is so crazy 2 think about 

carvedwhalebones:

Lady Boyle, who was kidnapped by Lord Brisby, does everything she can to get away. She even resorts to using the same antics her, her sisters, party guests and Thalia Timsh conducted out of fun: performing a seance (or at least what she assumed was a seance last time). Delilah answers her, examines the determined Boyle and asks if she’d like to have the power to break free. Lady Boyle agrees and there never has been a fiercer witch in Delilah’s coven like her. She weaves thorns into her hair and makes bone charms with Brisby’s bones. They rattle like terrified little birds in her hands and that always draws a smile on her face. 

johnnysixpack:

jordan-n-g:

rrrick:

astrodidact:

Three years ago, researchers fired whisky to the International Space Station as part of an experiment to see how the conditions in space change flavours. Next month, the whisky will return to Earth.
 http://www.sciencealert.com.au/news/20143108-26097-2.html 

Scotland’s contribution to space research. Good job.

Not even sarcastic. Good job. I want space booze.

Whhhaaaaa?

johnnysixpack:

jordan-n-g:

rrrick:

astrodidact:

Three years ago, researchers fired whisky to the International Space Station as part of an experiment to see how the conditions in space change flavours. Next month, the whisky will return to Earth.

Scotland’s contribution to space research. Good job.

Not even sarcastic. Good job. I want space booze.

Whhhaaaaa?

ohnoproblems:

booksandbeers:

This one’s not written by ohnoproblems but I feel she would approve of choosing genders via piss.

WHOLEHEARTEDLY

ohnoproblems:

booksandbeers:

This one’s not written by ohnoproblems but I feel she would approve of choosing genders via piss.

WHOLEHEARTEDLY

ohnoproblems:

booksandbeers:

This one’s not written by ohnoproblems but I feel she would approve of choosing genders via piss.

WHOLEHEARTEDLY

ohnoproblems:

booksandbeers:

This one’s not written by ohnoproblems but I feel she would approve of choosing genders via piss.

WHOLEHEARTEDLY

thebluestbard:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

DOING THIS.

thebluestbard:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

DOING THIS.

thesylverlining:

khaoskomix:

The series continues! See the previous comics over here

Vote for the next on here!

http://vote.pollcode.com/63621643

oh my god i need this

…. hi caz do you need something?

…. hi caz do you need something?

fun story about that last post.

for a while one of my co workers used to really like touching me, well more like groping my ass. it was annoying as fuck. 

so one day I just joked that I would fuck his ass.

he did not touch me the day I did this

or any day I do this.

I have been offering to take this mans anal virginity for 9 months straight.

anarchistpizzasociety:

dicekind:

xainagal:

if someone says they dont want to be touched

  • dont touch them
  • dont fucking touch them
  • actually dont touch them
  • dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
  • THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM

also dont continue touching them bc you think their reaction is cute

Especially the last point

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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