Remember fellow servers, it’s illegal for your managers to make you pay for walk-outs.

hitsubasadrabbit:

Call the Labor Board (1-866-487-2365) if they ever force you to do so.

Now even the people serving your food can dick around on tumblr at work. Welcome to the future.

chewytriforce:

rhapsodyinrouge:

indeathmayibetriumphant:

tessaviolet:

thebestimitationofmyself:

Something I was experimenting with today.

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someone hold me

“Oh, so it’s the Song of Storms on piano, that’s pretty nic-

Oh.

oh my god this is not what i expected but this is better than what i expected

sweet-bitsy:

airbenderedacted:

mspgay:

mip mip mip mip

omg

I NEED FOUR HOURS OF THIS NOT FOUR SECONDS

boyoshock:

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my bf’s band needs to raise $70 in 9 days so if you donate a dollar to them i’ll draw you pretty much anything you want

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/athensdocumentary/save-our-dads

(warning for loud noises & staring if u watch the video)

my art blog is

thymoss:

railroadsoftware:

no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc

I think antidepressants should be banned. If you need antidepressants just to live normally, then you shouldn’t even be at university. You should give your spot to someone who can actually function in our society.

Second year psychology major

fuck. this still hits hard.

(via lancrebitch)

This is the trash that’s going to be responsible for counselling people. My God, the mental health profession is already filled with enough assholes. *sigh*

(via pinkgloomyspriteevermore)

and people wonder why we are sometimes reluctant to “just get help”

(via snailwitch)

guesswhattimeitis:

anewbiegm:

sarahexample:

The makers of The Stanley Parable received a brilliant/terrible response to the game, so they created a trailer specifically for that person. It’s called the Raphael trailer.

I’ve only seen a little bit about The Stanley Parable, and where I was interested before I’m dying to play it now.

if you’ve played The Stanley Parable (and even if you haven’t) i urge you to watch it. it’s worth it, trust me.

edapee:

we were calling medic in mvm mode and at last medic said “WHY?!?!”
true story

edapee:

we were calling medic in mvm mode and at last medic said “WHY?!?!”

true story

lolshtus:

Tattoos Will Look Dumb When You’re Older They Said…

lolshtus:

Tattoos Will Look Dumb When You’re Older They Said…

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

it feels weird how you see abuse in other’s if you’ve been abused.

cause I”ll see younger people act in a way I think is like blatant flag of ” SOMETHINGS ROTTEN IN DENMARK” and then other people my age will say these people are so “mature for their age” and I can’t help but want to smack them.

shit posting for other people: man I”m sleepy and writing weird things

shit posting for me: WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT DEALING WITH THE BEHAVIOR OF MENTAL ILLNESS, YOU FUCKERS DO.

hay if someone reacts extremely to being touched and you think it be funny to touch them again I have a neat trick for you

don’t

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minutemanyancy:

I regret nothing.